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Ok, "Diss a World Leader" seems to have run it's course, so I'm trying something new/bringing back something old...whatever!
Drop hate on the celebrity left for you and be sure to leave a celebrity for the next guy to rip on...
Make em bawl!
First Celebrity: Donald Trump
Yo donald trump...thought dat nigga was finished
come to see on tv he diggin in a dumpster lookin fo spinach
nigga got a show now he seem to be doin good
but let em come to da hood...let us do what we should
start a show wit niggas like me on it
den have his face at MY feet while I piss on it. 1
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton, was ill pimpin, up in da white house/
Gettin his dick in a hole, but it aint da wifes mouth/
How can u diss a man who got head every day?/
He got a hoe on the pay roll dogg, a set wage/
He plays, gets caught, says "I did not have sexual relations"/
The revelations put USA into a un-proffesional situation/
They president gettin his freak on, in they own buildin/
Least he cummed in her mouth, aint made ugly children.
David Beckham
^Man i hate that faggot.
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Beckham's only balls are on the fuckin field...
Cuz dude's a bit too pussy...to have any for real!
Married to a hottie, man...I'd fuck her nice...
And keep that bitch happy, I'm known to eat Spice!
Cuz ya know girl's ready for the next big thing...
And I ain't talkin Lesnar...or the next British king!
I'm meanin my dick, and I'll make Beckham watch...
While Vic and I get sick on each other's crotch!
Sarah Jessica Parker (Sex in the City, the new Lenny Kravitz GAP commercial)
Well number one this bitch is built like a number 2 pencil
no chest no ass what is she..undevelopmental
check out her dental yea it looks pretty nice
but check the rest of her face she looks like the poltergice
sorry bout the spelling kids but that shits irrelavent
You play in sex in tha city u cant be 2 intellegent
You didn't leave a celebrity to diss, damnnit!!! - BTK
So I will, Sarah's hubby: Matthew Broderick
aiight
"I used to be a fan of rap, until i heard 50 on a track/
rushed to Best Buy to get my money back/
thats why that snitch told the cops/
I bet he screw it up with Vivica Fox/
Mad respect to shady aftermath but BiZZar take a bath
bye a tape player and record yourself rap/
and finally admit to yourself that you got no chance
ahh you didnt leave someone so imma diss will smith
Ayo you aint the fresh prince of bellair
With your flat top that isn't swell hair
Your theme song the shit is pathetic
Stay away from rap bitch just forget it
stick to acting cause you rap more crap than
shaq and thats pretty wack man
You deserve a back hand
Madona
yo, half these rappers make me sick
hell no one wants to suck your crusty dick
how can you call 90% of your fans
groupies when you are in a group?
that's like playing basketball
without the hoop... That rapper knows who he is.
Ima finish this shit right now:
Ay yo, They give you a million dollar deal
pass you a black shirt and a fake lookin gun
and you believe you are real?
Negro please you aint ill
half of you rapper should be shot
and i have a trigger finger waiting to kill
Hatin on a chick
because i because i'm sick
Never I HATE on you because
u should not exist!
^the fuck is that I'm a diss lil john..
I can't rap and I got some much gold on my teeth...
my producer tryed to pawn me for a jay-z cd last week..
Heya Yeah I spit phrases that catch on for the song..
But not for long cuz Eventually Y'all gonna belittle john..
You ain't got no record deal thats why you hating on my music..
You couldn't be me the liL Jon E Y'all think so huh prove it..
J Saint Enters..
I'm a kick my shit off more often the kempo...
with lil john falling to his 60 beat per hour tempo....
Next celeb
Christina Agulueria
ah hell yeah imma have fun wit dis bitch
someone hit you wit a ugly brick fuck a stick
bitch admits 2 bein dirty, she says fuck bein clean
and her pussies so dry the crabs got cantines
stank ass hoe!!!
betta get a dildo
cause besides from bone crusher
i dont think anyone will take you home
genie in a bottle?
id rather have a lemonade
i dont wanna get caught wit gonna-sypha-herpel-aids
no title...ima hit avril...
grouse baby out to score-
she can blow like forty whores-
doused maybe want some more-
get over here even tho ya mouth is sore-
avrils only 18, but id still probably fucker
ima a-team that bitch, and bounce her like berooca'
say shes only skating', pretenting' is the word
all this time' she's faking, thought she fuckin ruled my world'
im with you' tommorow', bitch that aint all true
you unwanted', why you nobody's fool'
too much to ask', naked' finally at last
anything but ordinary', losing grip', she doesnt pass
things i'll never say', will become complicated'
when i call you on your mobile', and say it
grouse baby out to score-
she can blow like forty whores-
doused maybe want some more-
get over here even tho ya mouth is sore-
1-loosing grip
2-complicated
3-sk8er boi
4-i'm with you
5-mobile
6-unwanted
7-tomorrow
8-anything but ordinary
9-things i'll never say
10-my world
11-nobody's fool
12-too much to ask
13-naked
14-not on the album i have-
shit... i shocked myself...
all this time i thought i was pretending...
next celeb-you can go back to kristina
ima do kristina, coz this fo' don think he fucked her
and do it with K, coz aka's gon stump her
she don been jumped, by six of these chumps, i dont mean thuggs
shotties, whats com at kristina, a whore, but i beam green slugs
she think she all that walkin the cat, she aint don crap
her in moulin rouge, what the fuck, she tryna sunk rap
ya aint funk that, she juss cum shank, ya'll don that
i don even know the bitches songs, so how my gon front act
but she get so fat, a hairy mo'stach, and flakey ho flaps
she don know rap, C i be tellin cat, i made her sho crap
next celeb- eminem.....good luck
Obviously alotta folks can't leave a celeb to diss for the next guy...
I guess this thread was a bad idea!