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me in bed, is kind of like a jackhammer with a hamhock stuck on the end of it.....just picture the road as the pussy....and once the hamhock breaks through the pavement, it ruptures a water pipe of mayonaisse...unless of course its the asshole im hammering...then its more like a sewage pipe of mayonaisse....
...use a condom though.. right? i mean you getting yourswef into some nasty shit there, man.
depends on who im fucking and how well i know them....Quote:
Originally Posted by it's Moist
out of all the times ive fucked in my life, ive used a condom maybe 25%-30% of the time....
very stupid of me...i couldve been an AIDS patient by now.....but ive been lucky i guess....
i fuckin hate condoms....why cant bitches just have an on and off button for ovaries and STDs....
well id say im like a fat kid after being
denied lunch....once i get down thete i treat
it like a fine steak at first....open it up savor the
juices. after the awe of it wears off i go in like
a lion on a carcus...once im done eating pussy like
a savage...i would say im like a rabbit on meth with it
ohh and likes switching it up alot...that kama sutra book
was the greatest gift ever given to me lol...all i knoe is
i love eating pussy aint nothing like a chick grabing yo head
abd pulling your hair.
even tho its hard to breath sometimes lol
Guy who posted last definitely had his anus pounded because it was preferable to perpetual loneliness to him.
I'll give myself a 10
I enjoy all positions