Born to Kill - The Penis Revolt

I was suckin on her tit, when I took a blindside hit.
My dick wouldn't get big, till I gave that bitch a kiss.
What the fuck is this? It's all about going soft...
But it's hardened again, by her inner most thoughts.
Jesus Christ, what's happenin? I'm lost, adrift...
Cuz I can't fight the urge, ta buy this bitch a gift!
Wanna make her smile, wanna be her bag of chips...
She's all of that to me, and it's makin me feel like shit!
I'm as selfish as they come, and when I cum they go...
Cuz no one wants to wake up, to some hungover ho.
But suddenly I'm fucked up, and find myself askin...
"Does your head hurt, baby? Can I get you some asprin?"
Arrrrgggghhh! I'm not a man! Testosterone stripped...
Instead of buying new shirts, I'm like, "Honey, it ripped!"
So she can stitch, I'm beginning to rely on her...
Cuz love's a bitch, and the gun's a big calibur.
Now if you don't catch that wordplay, you ain't rock...
And the fact I'm Kissing up, shows she owns my cock.
Cuz they're her favorite band, now guess what's next...
Us being front row center, seeing geezer's in spandex.
Oh the humanity! This bitch has me by the balls...
Cuz I find I don't mind, being at her beck and call.
But fuck that, I shook it, kinda like you would a quilt...
Got me another bitch, but my dick went limp with guilt!
Damn you, penis! Why'd you go and fall in love?
The pussy might be good, but we've had others a cut above.
"Listen up, jackass, I'll only speak this one time...
She may not be a model, but she'll always stay in line.
So I won't let you fuck this up, now love that bitch too...
And if you ever try and cheat, I'll simply embarrass you."
I've been beat, defeated, to honor I'm a prisoner...
Cuz if I ever got fucked up, she'd be my first visitor.
Gotta take care of that, after my dick speaking experience...
Cuz not alotta bitches will love you, and really fuckin mean it.