My mom is pregnant. Rofl I realized after hearing her throw up for about a month and she been telling me she just sick. After a month Im like wtf who's sick that long and thats when I said
"hahaha wtf are you..pregnant!?......hahahahha...........oh....... ...........OH..............OMFG!!!!!!!!!"
Shes 38, and by Bosnian standards thats way too old but by North American I guess its fine. This is gay I dont wonna take care of some little bitch. But I guess Ima have to. Hmmm maybe I can eat it when she leaves it alone with me.
And then it hit me, my parents fucked, and then another thing hit me, a strange feeling, the kinda feeling that makes you wonna vomit up your lung and choke on the blood, cuz I was disgusted at the thought. They're not ugly people or anything but they're my fucking parents so ew.
So anyways Im gon be a big brother...........yay