[select a random item and finish the sentence with something funny.. DO NOT use the same old ass lines unless you enjoy being raped in the ass with a big black dildo named "Devastator"]
Razors..
Wrapped in plastic and in packs of 4
[select a random item and finish the sentence with something funny.. DO NOT use the same old ass lines unless you enjoy being raped in the ass with a big black dildo named "Devastator"]
Razors..
Wrapped in plastic and in packs of 4
~*~*~DR - BEST FRIENDS CREW 4 LIFE~*~*~
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i like my women like i like my men.....big black and got big cocks..
Last edited by RXL; March 17th, 2005 at 01:30 AM
Actually that is how I like my women... no testicles though, that's icky.Originally Posted by Me
Word.... Albanian's got competition forrealz now....
But seriously. I like my women like I like my eggs ... beaten but not stirred by it.
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I like my women like I like my ice cream. Frozen and in my freezer.
...like i like my coffee....... ground up and in the freezer
~*~ Droppin mediocre shit on RB since 2001 ~*~
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Aesthetic Values.
If you don't know what it means, Fuck You.
Hank Hill: I like my women like I like my lawn, instant grassification.
Werewolf: I like my women like I like my steak, tender and juicy.
Napoleon Dynamite: I like my women like a frickin' twelve gauge, what do you think? Gosh!
Tupac: I like my women like I like being alive... God, I wish I was alive.
Bruce Lee: Wordizzle to my nigga Pac.
Dwarf: I like my women like I like my ale, stout and bitter.
Troll: I like my women like I like my food, since she's going to be on the dinner plate anyway.
Orc: I like my women like I like... I like... I like pork with just a hint of garlic.
George Bush: I like my women like I like my foreign countries. Invaded, decimated, angry, and voting for me. Because it isn't a democracy if you don't vote for me. (I've actually heard a Bush fan say that.)
Dick Cheney: I like my women, mother fucker.
Opey: WTF! You fucking piss me offbe ing right all the time, lichwise!
A random Canadian: I like my women, eh.
Arnold Schwa... Sharze... Schuzza... Govinator: I like my women like I like my legislators... a bunch of girlie men!
Scott Peterson: Obviously, I don't like my women.
Ellen DeGeneres: Ok, the truth is... I don't like women. I thought if I faked being a lesbian, I'd become more popular. How was I supposed to know it only works for hot chicks?
Canuck: I like my women like Lichwise, sexy, black, and big dicked.
milo and ice cream > owns all
i like women also with fat asses
I hate you all. You're given a simple assignment. Tell a joke, and half the joke is already set-up for you.
At least I came up with one or two that were actually funny. (C'mon, making fun of Scott Peterson is fun.)
You guys suck. Any post after this: Must be of the funny. Or you will be banned!
i like my women like i like my french class....foreign
My Drift, the mixtape coming this summer be on the look out shit is HOT
Killed it.
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I like my women like I like this thread... remaining open.
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See? Funny. Resurrected it.
I like my women like i like 50 cent ......sell out
I like my women like i like my dentist appoitments... leaving when done
My Drift, the mixtape coming this summer be on the look out shit is HOT
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