Why am i late for work?

[Qui-Gon Illy]

ok last night i get off work around 6, and usually im there till like 11 or 12, so i call up a couple of my friends and we meet up. We decide to go drive around and smoke a little bit. So we are drivin around smokin, listening to music n shit, then my andother friend calls me and is like "hey lets go to a party. Now usually on a monday i wont party cause i got work early, but today i didnt have to be here till 2 so im like ok whatever. So we meet up with everyone else. I leave my car at my friends house. We go to this girls party and start drinking.... im hitting on this girl for a while and i start to feel REALLY drunk. Im fuckin stoned out my gord, and for the last 45 mins i been drinking stiff rum and cokes... so thats about all i remember of the night... then this afternoon i wake up around 1:30 get out of the bed, stretch, then i realize im not in my house, or any house that i recognize for thta matter. so im like i jump up and put the rest of my clothes on because im in my boxers... and im panicking im like "oh shit what did i do last night!?" so i walk out the room and find my way to the kitchen, i cant seem to find anyone, i go outside and there3 are no cars, but when i go outside i realize im not in napa (my town) im about 10 mins away in this place called "american canyon"... i i find a house phone and call my friend who lives there and he picks me up, and drives me home. its around 2 now. he drops me off at my house and i remember that i left my car at my other friends house. so i get my sister to drive me to get my car, i come home and get ready for work. and now its like 3. thats an hour late. then i notice my cell phone has been shut off. so i got to the bank, grab $100 go to radioshack pay my sprint bill, and now its liek 4. so now i get to work and its like 430. no one at wor\k is mad, but i get a call on my cell phone from my gf "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LAST NIGHT"! "im like uhhhh i dont know i'll call you back" the ni get another phone call fgrom my friend that i went to the party with and he asks me the same rthing. so basicly i have no idea whose house i was at or how i got there.... any thoughts?

[Aines]

ok last night i get off work around 6, and usually im there till like 11 or 12, so i call up a couple of my friends and we meet up. We decide to go drive around and smoke a little bit. So we are drivin around smokin, listening to music n shit, then my andother friend calls me and is like "hey lets go to a party. Now usually on a monday i wont party cause i got work early, but today i didnt have to be here till 2 so im like ok whatever. So we meet up with everyone else. I leave my car at my friends house. We go to this girls party and start drinking.... im hitting on this girl for a while and i start to feel REALLY drunk. Im fuckin stoned out my gord, and for the last 45 mins i been drinking stiff rum and cokes... so thats about all i remember of the night... then this afternoon i wake up around 1:30 get out of the bed, stretch, then i realize im not in my house, or any house that i recognize for thta matter. so im like i jump up and put the rest of my clothes on because im in my boxers... and im panicking im like "oh shit what did i do last night!?" so i walk out the room and find my way to the kitchen, i cant seem to find anyone, i go outside and there3 are no cars, but when i go outside i realize im not in napa (my town) im about 10 mins away in this place called "american canyon"... i i find a house phone and call my friend who lives there and he picks me up, and drives me home. its around 2 now. he drops me off at my house and i remember that i left my car at my other friends house. so i get my sister to drive me to get my car, i come home and get ready for work. and now its like 3. thats an hour late. then i notice my cell phone has been shut off. so i got to the bank, grab $100 go to radioshack pay my sprint bill, and now its liek 4. so now i get to work and its like 430. no one at wor\k is mad, but i get a call on my cell phone from my gf "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LAST NIGHT"! "im like uhhhh i dont know i'll call you back" the ni get another phone call fgrom my friend that i went to the party with and he asks me the same rthing. so basicly i have no idea whose house i was at or how i got there.... any thoughts?

rofl

you were drugged then raped

[punkrockrapper]

yeah....

dont drink....


othawise u might be gettin a package from a girl u dont kno in 9 months

[silent j]

hahah word to dat ^^^^

[RXL]

*adjusts package*

*spits on the floor*



hope it was good for you

[blind]

you got high and drunk untill u were walikn with your face to the ground as long as ur anus is okay and u havent caught anything i think ur friend s were just playin a joke on u are that girl u was hitting on liked u and took back to that house and had her way with and in that case everything is still okay as long as nothing weird develops then i saw just think of it as a story to tell the grandkids.

[Aines]

yeah....

dont drink....


othawise u might be gettin a package from a girl u dont kno in 9 months

rofl @ callin a a baby a package

[Qui-Gon Illy]

i dont know if i was at her house tho... i dont know whos house it was.

the wierdest fuckin house ever, there were like no pictures on the wall or anything... and i was just trying to get outta there so i didnt bother to look for mail of anyuthing to see a name

[Aines]

do u no where the house is?

[Qui-Gon Illy]

yeah... imma go back and check now

[Aines]

yeah... imma go back and check now

was this sarcasm or u being serious lol?

[Jawn Raw]

lmfao. so you ddint get fired or anything its all cool at work now?

shit was cats jsut crashed in that house when you got up?

[Duval]

U were raped

[Qui-Gon Illy]

no i didnt get fired, luckaly my boss isnt in today so no one ratted on me...

and no, i was the only person in the house it was fuckin wierd

[blind]

i would be scared shitless then i would shit im my boxers damn i dont think im ever drinking again.