Let's write Joc's new hit Song

[Emerge]

I'll be Joc, next person has to be E-40, then you pick who the next person should be.

I stay up in the club, bitches know the dude
My rhymes is the shit, cuz write em all wit poo
Do what you do, you and ya crew
Me and my crew, we'll do it too
What you wanna do, nigga what what
what nigga nigga what nigga nigga what
Hoes know I floss, I'm a fucking boss
I'ma fucking piamp, I get my salad tossed
Yeah that's wassup, I grab butts
So much butt make a nigga wanna fuck
It don't matta what I say, s'long as I rhyme
Cuz bitches get reduced to a chicken from dime
When they hear my songs cuz dey don't even caya
As long as they can feel the beat shake they haya
My southern talk is catchy thas why they dance
I'm like a super model cuz i wear a lotta pants

[Wireless]

Yo Im gangsta on the twat
Lemme see it shake I know what u got
And I'll slip my dick all in
Put white stuff on you like pollen
Then I'll start yellin like crazy
But Its not an act; im not kevin spacey
I wanna get in ur pants like some britches
And do my weird dances for some bitches
Get a fitted cap for my big dome
Then flash my teeth cuz they chrome


next : mike jones

[Kris Cain]

its mike jawwnnnss

i keep it bangin and i know they gonna show me love
paint drippin, wood grippin, shawty love a thug
niggas try to play me square imma buss a slug
got ice age on my left with them crystal mugs
mike jones been the king hear em say my name
im with joc and e40, watch em watch my chain!
mike jones been the king hear em say my name
im with joc and e40, watch em watch my chain!

mike jawwwwnssss


next: lil flip

[Synonym]

yall know Lil Flipper on that gangsta shit
I once blew my nose on a hankerchef
Clova G's in da buildin look at the piece I rock
walkin in da fleece,not to mention that mink I got
haters mad that I'm star and Huston on top
but it's sad and it's hard comin from my block
I'm only makin this easy cuz yall aint trippin
so I'm killin ya dreams,cuz reality is wat ya livin!

lmao.


Next:Young Jeezy

[Raptor Jesus]

I wrote a Flip verse already, but my computer got gay so I couldn't post, but fuck it it's classicness shall still be read by all.

When I pull up they know it's Fliparachi
The haters jealous cause a how bright my watch be
I'm a straight Cloverleaf G what my chain show
I'm with yo' ho cause she like how my chain glow
The car I'm in change colors like a rainbow
Back then they didn't like me like Mike Jones
Now I'm the MVP like I was Michael
The third coast is back on the map
Because the world love how I Rap



Now the Young Jeezy shit

I hustle hard (hustle haaaaaaaaard)
I get my dough (get my dooooooough)
The world love Jeezy (Jeeeezzzzzzyyyyy)
And dig my flow (jeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah)
Didn't like me like Mike Jones (jeeeeeaaaaaaaah)
So I sold some 8 year olds that crack (jeeeeeaaaaaaaaah)
Ever since then Jeezy been movin' packs (yup)
Now Jeezy been movin' Raps
Still gettin' my dough
But they still respect me
As the man that shuffled snow (jeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh)



Next: Master P

[Jackie Moon]

make'em say uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh naanaaanaaanaa
i make hit records they stay going gold,
still maccin bitches n broads 80 years old,
ill most likly die off a common cold,
my homies know, i can pimp it n have a hit show
on nick n still teach romeo how 2 kick a flow.

bow wow side 2 side.

[Kris Cain]

niggas think they betta but they know im gettin chedda mayne
and i can name some old fogey rappers that im betta than
nobody wanna mess with me, i been rich forever mayne
i was 8 years old and had more than you ever had
i had a chain that was down to my shoes, oh lawwwd
and shoes on car i couldnt drive, but my chaffuer could dog
it's bow weezy now, i dropped the L.I.L.
throw ya hands up and get jiggy like will

next: D4L (Fabo..... the crazy gay one who throws his leg up and holds it)

[Synonym]

Wanna get this show on the road!?
lock n load,I'm bout to explode
I get tight(oh!) I'm really white(oh!)
My career is a waste,tell me why I write
my jolly rancher got bit so I'm gonna die
I had a war head and it made me cry
Now raise ya hands(oh!),slow dance(oh!)
and I would throw up a leg,but not in these pants!


Next:Juvinile....omg lmao.

[Emerge]

Yall know that I'm flash yeah, I bash yeah
Keep a gun wit my stash yeah, the trash yeah
Girl ya look kinda good yeah, gimme wood yeah
A nigga from the hood yeah, got the goods yeah
Cuz you know how I roll yeah, like I bowl yeah
You know I do you cold yeah, beat the hole yeah
You aint gotta be proud yeah, I got the crowd yeah
And when I say crowd yeah, I mean you loud yeah

Next: Ice Cube

[Raptor Jesus]

^ I can actually perfectly picture Juvenile spitting that

I'm from where it's reeaal on the block
Everyday niggas get kiiillled on the block
King of the west, punk Rappers knneeel as they watch
Ice Cube tot the steeeel that he got
You pussy's deserve to be fuck
So I'ma give you this dick whether you like it or not

Next: Canibus

[Yung Foul Mouth]

intergallactical concepts reach to the stars
sun reflects off my face from here to mars
with alien wordplays i metaphorically serve gays
before the ancient aztecs and the Earth's 3rd day
eat with chopstics like kung pow wi
when dung clouds pee, crazy reactions like dun-wowee
rain eats the pain in my flesh,
water droplets wash the shit stain from my chest

next- Lil Jon

[Kris Cain]

*beat boxes for 3 minutes*
I never liked myself, i went to fit club baby
i lost a couple of pounds, but gained em back the next dayee
*makes a fart noise and leaves*

next - Camron

[One]

Dipset, Dipset Dipset

*Edited because your impersonation sucks ass*

I fuck rolly pollies, call em broni ronies
Have ride the Cam like, pony ponies
Yall is phony phonies, yall get bonied bonies
By my mans in da penz they my crownie crownies
I got pink garages, I got pink corsages
Even if i was a muslim I'd wear pink hajj's
Jay Z wear guaraches, I mean he wear guaraches
But Cam aint doing that, unless they pink guaraches


next- Paul Wall

[Emerge]

intergallactical concepts reach to the stars
sun reflects off my face from here to mars
with alien wordplays i metaphorically serve gays
before the ancient aztecs and the Earth's 3rd day
eat with chopstics like kung pow wi
when dung clouds pee, crazy reactions like dun-wowee
rain eats the pain in my flesh,
water droplets wash the shit stain from my chest

next- Lil Jon

*Dead*

Anyway I edited the last one and deleted two because they fucking sucked. Lol

[I Am..]

Dipset, Dipset Dipset

*Edited because your impersonation sucks ass*

I fuck rolly pollies, call em broni ronies
Have ride the Cam like, pony ponies
Yall is phony phonies, yall get bonied bonies
By my mans in da penz they my crownie crownies
I got pink garages, I got pink corsages
Even if i was a muslim I'd wear pink hajj's
Jay Z wear guaraches, I mean he wear guaraches
But Cam aint doing that, unless they pink guaraches


next- Paul Wall

What it do, baby..
I got a phone in my two-tone, so get in my lady..
Ice in my grill, they give you a chill..
I'm more of a G then a thousand dollar bills..
I'm sippin' that potent oil..
Girl you so hot..you could make water boil..
Diamonds in my mouth..I'm from the South..
Red, white, and blue..
More karrats in my grill then vegetable stew..

:hung:

EDIT: I just saw Hosea already did it..