Intro
Welcome to another week of the LLL. Shit's kind of getting out of control with the slow voting, and constant no shows. I think some changes need to happen for people to see there real level in here and people need to start drop early and dope. Good luck to everyone who actually shows up.
New Champion COM
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His first week atop the throne, And it's well deserved. Starting another season with some shaky verses, and coming around as one of the biggest powerhouses here. COM will be a toguh match for whoever he is against. He is not unstoppable though, a tough match up with lay doubt this week will really show us what he's got.
Fucking virgin my word's true, This match? watch me whirl through,
S'funny I'm taking your belt off you...yet you can't get your girl to
Bitch your whole world's through, and you know I'm prepared better...
...coz you've been ducking me for years.. like I'm ya fucking hairdresser
Prick you know I'm the baddest kid, I'm here to fucking damage shit
So try stretching your imagination, to fit your skull when I've flattened it
I wanted this and I'm mad as shit, watch it unfurl on your body
I know you've got the will to battle, just make sure your girl has a copy
You've never champed think with reason, you'll be dismembered and bleeding
You're like a seed the way you'll need sewed by the end of the season
Allready got the belt and beat Lay... but all that this prick's proved...
...is he'll come out scratching and biting, and any other bitchmove
Now I've a whole site to get through to, the fact I can school you
But I've seen trenches spend less time in the frontlines than you do
It ain't hard to make you fold... remember bitch I'm the champ,
Watch me go postal on this bitch, finish him with licks and a stamp
And although you've never champed.. you're ranked as one of the best
Coz if at first he doesn't succeed, this bitch redefines success
You don't impress, you ain't nice, the prick looks like he spreads lice
Come and watch my verse scare this bitch half to death...twice
Battle Reviews
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LLL
Champ Match: Feeble Minded (5-0) vs. COM (4-1)
Pretty below average championship battle this week. Feeble mindeds verse was almost dissappointing, even though he had a couple OK bars he didn't give it much effort this week, needs to be more consistent. his first bar was off, got a little closer with the next though. The bagpipe bar was funny, but alot of his stuff wasn't very witty. mediocre this week fella. COM's verse was a bit better though, the first bar was mad played, and usually done much better, hairdresser line wasnt on point at all. Trenches line was harsh, the postal bar right after was nice too. He did enough to win this and be LLLs new big man.
Contendors Match: Ancel (4-1) vs. Lay Doubt (4-1)
no comment ~_~
Marv (3-0) vs. Born To Kill (4-1)
This battle had ugly written all over it from the beginning. BTK dropped first and seemed lazy, his verse lacked the normal wit he puts forth. his fuzz line was cool, had a concept but missed completely with the breakfast club line. Some of his hits were on, but like i said this verse lacked for me. Marvs verse was now good IMO. alot of people disagree, but he started slow, came onto something almost with the payings noobs line, but never did anything with it. votes were suprisingly close, but BTK takes a well deserved win.
-Coop- (3-2) vs. Cry (3-2)
This was iight. Neither really came very witty. Cry had the mountain line that was pretty good actually, Besides that it was kind of a bland verse. Coops verse had more consistency, no hits like the mountain line but the swiss line was coo and the tattoo line was almost there. either way votes were close but coop took this battle.
John Hensley (2-0) vs. Mystery~Murdera (2-1)
John wins via no-show
Advisory (3-2) vs. ...?...(3-2)
This battle was pretty boring, both dropped to many lines. Ad had the pyramid line that was cool, and it seemed like he tried to get a little more personal then Q. Q had that prostitute line that was cool, the LLL vet bar almost was good. in the end Q was just more harsh while less personal, but still took this one.
Untold (1-1) VS Pro (1-4) VS Irish (2-2)
Pro wins due to double no show. UFC man posted something too.
Philly (2-3) VS Bobericc (2-3)
This battle was actually pretty coo. Philly had alot of fresh ideas throughout the verse. bobble head line was funny, the boo line was dope, i also like the ranks line. Bob had the hard person line, and the sequence bar was alright. in the end both posted cool but philly overwhelmed this one.
Icarus (3-1) VS Blue Bayou (3-2)
This battle was pretty nice too. Blue had that breaking news bar, the iphone bar was cool and makin waves was also alright. Ics opener was cool, take things slow line was pretty good too. Both had decent verses but blue took this one by a couple votes.
Tony B (3-2) VS Stephen Mayfield (3-2)
Stephen Mayfield wins via noshow. Tony B signs out
Phil Benjamin (2-3) VS Heychoo (0-1)
Phil wins via noshow
Verse of The week
COM
Originally Posted by COM
Battle of The Week
Icarus vs. Blue Bayou
{QUOTE=Blue Bayou]Homo's skills ain't even close, rep's set for destruction
Cuz if Icarus holds a candle to me..it's only an attempt at seduction
Congrats are in order, his played shits been aching dudes
Kids raps are makin history...look fresher than braking news
But now I got his head in the water, aint no breathing appartus
& i'll be holdin it down with such force it'll grant me G status
Plus i'm always on ya girl, one call i'm hittin it rookie
n while iPhone her for sex.. you had to to buy her one to get pussy
Ya just a frail bitch, we all know you're scared to fight fag
Even a panic attack would make ya start wavin the white flag
He's beatin nobody's, now in over his head without a ray of hope
Icarus been makin waves...but they only from his struggles to stay afloat
You been mamed, beatin, embarrsed.. but don't call it quits
There's still a waffer you to win...baking cookies bitch!
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vs.
winner: Blue Bayou
Stay at it
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There are certain people in this league that are really helping it to expand and get better. This is to all the people who are active in the chat, posting verses every week, and really making this league stat quality big ups
5. Advisory
4. Marv J.
3. ...?...
2. Born To Kill
1. COM
Predictions
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Champ Match: COM (5-1) vs. Lay Doubt (5-1)
This should be cool to a point. I feel like COM has been dropping alot better/alot less rushed. Lays verses have been getting sloppy
Contendorship Match: Born To Kill (5-1) vs. -Coop- (4-2)
This battle could be nice. coop was posting some really nice stuff there for a minute. last weeks verse was a bore but other then tht hes been nice. Born is kind of been on a downfall compared to his usual verses from recent. idk, will depend on whos gonna sit down and write harder. i say born will grab this though
Irish (2-3) vs Phil Benjamin (3-3)
Phils a much better battler right now, iono i aint really feelin Irish shit, its kinda corny to be honest.
Heychoo (0-2) vs Boberric (2-4)
this looks to be a borefest, 99% chance heychoo will noshow and even if he does bo will win.
Automatic (0-0) vs Pro (2-4)
This could be pretty cool. Auto hasnt posted on here in a while so he may not have his usual flame behind his punches, and Pro is posting iight right now i guess. will depend on how rusty auto is, he should take it.
..?.. (4-2) vs Ancel (4-2)
:RBman:
Advisory (3-3) vs Icarus (3-1)
This one is a tough call. Ic has been dropping nice lately, his verses are getting better and better. Ad has mad concepts just needs to get his style down. this could be nice, i say it's a toss up.
Chrit (0-0) vs Philly (3-3)
This could be botw. im not sure if chrit had been writing still since his final match in KAD, but he was putting good verses up there for a while. Philly came with some hot shit last week and really looked lke he was comingf out of his shell again. philly should takes this.
J.Hens (3-0) vs Stephen Mayfield (4-2)
this should be kinda one sided, Sluts getting better but Hens is just alot better then him. hes going to take this one
Untold (1-2) vs Cry (3-3)
Untold will noshow.
Potential Prospects
...?...- This guy is posting pretty good this season. He hasn't really put the potential into work yet, but i think he will do pretty well this season. Just needs to post less in verses so he is only posting his best week in and week out
Icarus- Dudes really not that bad. He basically atleast pyts up a fight against whoever hes battling and should be able to do that all season. He wont make it far in the playoffs, but its his rookie season and he's doing well for it.
-Coop- this dudes in the contendor match in his rookie season, and early. hes been winning some nice battles and posting his verses pretty consistently. If he continues to elevate at this level he could be pretty good.
Top 10 Power Rankings
10. Philly- Just gettin back in the groove, posted a nice verse last week but he still needs to write better to get back on top of the league.
9. Blue Bayou-
8. -Coop- gotta give it to him, he's in the contendors match and taking care of business. needs to test himself against the better battlers so he can continue to elevate, we'll see how he does.
7. Chrit- Dun really give a fuck if he just signed back up, he is a good text battler and will really raise the comp in this league. Look out for him to rapidly climb the ranks.
6. Mystery~Murdera- Should be higher, he's been posting well...when he posts. A noshow last week puts him back at 2-2 and he's gonna need to start being more active as a mod and a battler, real talk.
5. Born To Kill- Has really been on a downslide for the last 2 weeks, needs to try and get back that sting he had earlier in the season so that he can climb back to the top.
4. Feeble Minded- Lost the champ match last week, and really didn't post well. this however, doesn't change the fact he's been wrecking battlers all season. He will beback in the title fight soon.
3. Lay Doubt- had to put the contendor up here. He posted lazily the last two weeks, but i think that should change with a champ shot for him. If he takes this shot seriously we could have a new guy on top this week.
2. John Hensley- Yeah, this guy has some nice concepts. Hes undefeated and has no signs of slowing up, we'll see what happens with his activity on here, but expect him to do well.
1. COM- He's the champ, and posting well. look for him to stay on top for a while.
Outro
Well alot of bitching and moaning in the league as of now, and for good reasons. c'mon fellas lets post our best and bring this league back to the top. peace...
