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dude shits on ray william johnson.
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Ryan I'm closing this because RB knows who dude is by now and can go see his vids easy.
Why didn't y'all delete my ugly ass sig while I was gone?
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"I dont care if he jump out the screen and choke you bitch..you gon see all that shit" ha!
...Onslaught!
please tell me you're joking faggitOriginally Posted by Caesar Augustus
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If I wasn't, wouldn't this thread be closed by now? And you dare call yourself an intellectual.
Why didn't y'all delete my ugly ass sig while I was gone?
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*manly jazz hands*
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He makes some of the best comedic Youtube videos..I anticipate his videos when I see he's talking about making another one or putting one up later in the day. The gf and I both get a laugh.
If he'd come back down to Florida, I'd definitely catch him at a live show
RB OG Triple OG
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Gas? If she aint gonna walk or skate or even ride a bike, she's not worth my time. I'm old, I'm looking for a mate. I need someone who can survive the post oil collapse. Movie? Hell no, you want a movie we'll go back to either one of our places and watch a movie from the local video rental store. That's one dollar. One mother fucking dollar. Snacks and shit? Nah, 'cause we go to the eatery first.
And that's one place I have absolutely no problem sloodging all my money.
But I think this guy's problem is that he's confused dating with scoring. Dating is designed for achieving a mate. A life partner of some sort. The scoring game is designed for achieving sex and the consequences that come with sex. (Herpes, AIDS, kids, shotgun weddings, bare fist divorces, etc.)
Obviously dating leads to fucking and that's great. It also leads to marriage which leads to NOT fucking. Except possibly with other people. (Consensual for a successful marriage, cheating for a failed marriage.)
Point is... you want to fuck a ho... you don't date her. That way you're only down the ten bucks for weed, the eight bucks for alcohol, and...
um...
Huh...
Y'know I was married for so long I don't even know how much condoms cost anymore. Not that I haven't used 'em... but I should probably reconsider next time sleeping with a woman who carries a bunch of condoms in her purse, "just in case." Especially when I happen to be one of those cases. Then again I didn't use a condom with that other woman and uh... yeah. Luckily they made pills for what happened after that. Maybe I should get checked again. BRB.
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you know I wanna feel special
MCL
Lmao @ zombi.
Idk him so talk for yourself tubs.
If you're smart, you get the bus together. Or you get a taxi and she walks to the movies. If you're smart, you get your snacks and drinks and smuggle that shit in her handbag. However if you do end up buying popcorn in the cinema, if you're smart execute the age old trick of hole at the bottom of the tub and sit that shit on your lap. Every time she dunks her hand in there, she gonna feel your dick. Don't get salted popcorn though. That will sting. Bad. If you're smart and you executed the plan correctly you will of salted the popcorn yourself. If you're smart, you don't order two seperate meals. You order one. Share that shit, refuse to use cutlery and make her suck sauce off your fingers. Now you have a good solid base of physical contact to attempt to unleash some baby gravy up in her snatch. That is of course, if you're smart.
i can't tell with you
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You are, in fact, a fucking idiot.
Try the hole in the bag trick once and let me know how it turns out.
Zombie always goes HAM
Lol.
This video was funny.
What's his account link? (on my phone)
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