Killing Spree is every gay stereotype.

[Mr Elmsby]

If Killing Spree were a Transformer he'd turn into a prius

This was an excellent one.

If @Kill Spree gets shot he'd need they'd go to the sperm bank instead of the blood bank to revive him.

[I LUV COCK]

Killing Spree went into the proctologist to prepare for a colonoscopy. The doctor does the exam, jots some stuff onto his clipboard and says "Your colonoscopy will be next Thursday at 11:00 am. Forgive me for mentioning, but you have the tidiest colon I have ever seen."

Killing Spree giggled and said "Oh, that? I have a guy come in a couple of times a week"

[Spartacus]

All this stuff is still so true.

[I LUV COCK]

Killing Spree went on a hiking trip and hired a professional guide to take him, an older man who studied into folklore.

A half mile into the trek Spree stepped on a water beetle that was in his way. The guide forlornly looked at Spree and said "In my culture, if you destroy a water beetle you will not get water for a month." to which Spree replied "That's fine, I can drink wine coolers.".

A while ahead Spree went to lean against a tree, in the process killing a butterfly. The guide observed this and told Spree "In my culture, if you kill a butter fly you will not get butter for a month". Spree shrugged it off and replied that he didn't really care much for butter.

As they neared an abandoned house that was part of the tour Spree heard a crunch under his foot and saw another dead bug. The guide took a look and said "I see you have killed a cock roach. In my culture..." he began to say but was abruptly interrupted by Spree breaking down in tears.

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Killing Spree shaves his ass as he believes in the concept of "He whom cleans his house clearly expects visitors".

[Spartacus]

As a rolling rock gathers no Moss, too shan't a well used path become overgrown.

[Letterman]

Lmao is Dr. Stu the same guy as TGF?

[Spartacus]

Lmao is Dr. Stu the same guy as TGF?

No.

[Spree]

Lmao is Dr. Stu the same guy as TGF?

Yes.. if you can’t tell by his stories... you dumb as fuck

[Letterman]

Yes.. if you can’t tell by his stories... you dumb as fuck

Spartacus says you’re a liar.

[Spartacus]

Spartacus says you’re a liar.

And a queer

[A Disciple]

Ladies know how you can tell if a man bi? Take your finger and place it behind his balls and massage - if his ass start dripping wet he takes back shots... or if he mad disrespectful to woman - that’s a sign too. They usually always have the prettiest girlfriends too... I get it, there’s a g spot there but like idek - i just learned hetero is rare and I respect people more who just be honest. I left a man for being bi and I messed with a man who was bi - the difference to me is being able to admit who you are. Me personally? I wouldn’t date a bi - I don’t like cheating and I don’t have a dick... what’s the point. Besides the danger of aids and stds, nah, I know the person meant for me is the rare hetero. Just saying...

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[I LUV COCK]

What the fuck?

[Spartacus]

Ladies know how you can tell if a man bi? Take your finger and place it behind his balls and massage - if his ass start dripping wet he takes back shots... or if he mad disrespectful to woman - that’s a sign too. They usually always have the prettiest girlfriends too... I get it, there’s a g spot there but like idek - i just learned hetero is rare and I respect people more who just be honest. I left a man for being bi and I messed with a man who was bi - the difference to me is being able to admit who you are. Me personally? I wouldn’t date a bi - I don’t like cheating and I don’t have a dick... what’s the point. Besides the danger of aids and stds, nah, I know the person meant for me is the rare hetero. Just saying...

Wai. . what..?

[A Disciple]

LMFAO... Sorry, just things every girl should know. You have no clue what it felt like when I realized he was gay.

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PS that's not him... why even front though? People is corny as fuck - I'll be crazy - it's better than corny.

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And to your fable... She who cleans her house, just likes to live in a home - visitor or not. Grow up. Only a teenager or child only cleans because they have to and if you're an adult you're making a false impression.. I can care less how someone keep their house and I respect people who keep it real and have no problems with who they are faults or not. On another note: If I'm not cleaning I AM SICK AS FUCK and that never happened before I got shot either (new symptom I guess). My cat Mika who was caught stray then adopted by me at 1 year couldn't understand you pee in the litter box, not the couch - it was frustrating but I knew my cat was more important then a $1300 couch set and someone elses impression.

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Is she british? I'm just trying to figure out what's going on especially over you or even why LMAO.

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Nah not him, one of my exes is bi... I actually think 3 were but

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I have no problems with who I am - what I have a problem with is the extremes they really go to, to try to make me look. I'm not their trash can or their cause.

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Hey... Is that the problem? I haven't had a boyfriend or ANYONE I trust for all that LMMFAO

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In over 5 years...

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I'm not stupid.

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I know...