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    LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade[Upgrade wins]

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade

    Yeah

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade

    Lol

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade

    20 @Upgrade

    Hurt my feelings!


    That episode with Suge last week now u think Joe dont have his mind right
    throw dirt on my name cuz when ur body's 6ft in it im pissing initials at ur gravesite
    Im not one to take light dont take Joe for a fucking slouch
    get me to the point i wanna Pull Out
    after the bloodspatter ill dispose of ur foldup couch
    Never had a gun bout in ur life what u want this 9 or the uzi
    When i shoot UP it'll have ur body 3 dementional like a Disney Pixar movie
    Wtf i have to prove see? ur gonna hurt my feelings practice what u fucking preach
    reputations so garbage ur open mouth smells like Trump at a Pennsylvania speech
    Teach him the effects of the gun when the hollows hitting that chest
    Live hood life? but Sharapova the net ill have his insides revealed like a Nike Wimbledon dress
    Try your best to keep fitting in fag the ball's in ur court
    Looking right Instanbul shit u deserve to get blown up just like that fucking airport
    U never had support growing up especially having a fried brain to suit ya
    Think about that 1st Grade u were dumb af in school and never had a bright future
    Ur wifes into Karma Sutra so anyway she'll let me fuck it
    I'll give her this Sweet Daddy D stuff it in her ass like Jeff Dunham hand puppets
    U pulling corrupt shit thats the type of story i aint buying
    Could give a fuck how defensive u get trust me you'll die quicker than Buddy Ryan
    If ur implying that ur goons will take me out ill meet u in that dark alley
    Fuck respect before i address you as Cersei your block will look like the G.O.T seaon finale
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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade

    Keyed this for ya bud.

    Joe Boston aka Nigga
    This in an intervention. look dog,
    Don't go saying you'll son me, homie that's some lame shit
    Dude thinks he can compare me to his son cuz we're both on a 1st name basis
    While your at work late, staying extra hours re wording your punch
    I'm balls deep in ur girl, while ya keep sleep then I proceed to eating their lunch
    You're getting played.. loyal to you but gets a mouthful once you leave sight
    Only time she's grinding Joe.... Is after we've had a long night
    Coward, saying you neglect ur fam cuz you work two full time jobs is weak
    Meanwhile he's signed up for an FL Tourney, LLL and the video battle league
    TayTay abused you, treated you like shit and u just up and left, queer
    As ya wife looked on w/ admiration cuz she's been trying to do that for years
    Your wife resents you, u got chased off then resorted to racism goon
    came back and Made N, ironic that's also the name she'll be using soon
    Maybe she's sick of having a pussy for a husband lame nigga you're soft
    you're struggling to cuff ur chick, while she begs me not to take Em off
    Turn off the computer dead beat and for once just try being a dad
    It's a shame that if ur kids want to see u they gotta go look at a video mag
    Killing you will do your son a favor, he'll be glad to see this faggot drop
    It won't be a prank when I grab the glock, go to joes cubicle and office pop
    Nah you deserve to suffer, I'll take my time too believe me Ive got the patience
    I'll start off by giving bosnia beat down that'll damage foreign relations

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade[open for votes]

    Opened for votes

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade[open for votes]

    That episode with Suge last week now u think Joe dont have his mind right
    throw dirt on my name cuz when ur body's 6ft in it im pissing initials at ur gravesite
    Liddle bland, but ok here
    Im not one to take light dont take Joe for a fucking slouch
    get me to the point i wanna Pull Out
    after the bloodspatter ill dispose of ur foldup couch
    Eh
    Never had a gun bout in ur life what u want this 9 or the uzi
    When i shoot UP it'll have ur body 3 dementional like a Disney Pixar movie
    Not seen this concept before, wasn't keen on the wording, but it's ok
    Wtf i have to prove see? ur gonna hurt my feelings practice what u fucking preach
    reputations so garbage ur open mouth smells like Trump at a Pennsylvania speech
    Not American, but luckily for you I follow American politics loosely, this was aight
    Teach him the effects of the gun when the hollows hitting that chest
    Live hood life? but Sharapova the net ill have his insides revealed like a Nike Wimbledon dress
    That's really weird... I was looking at tennis wordplays this week... I feel this was a little forced
    Try your best to keep fitting in fag the ball's in ur court
    Looking right Instanbul shit u deserve to get blown up just like that fucking airport
    Not a fan of the way you used this current event, again the wordplay is forced to me
    U never had support growing up especially having a fried brain to suit ya
    Think about that 1st Grade u were dumb af in school and never had a bright future
    k
    Ur wifes into Karma Sutra so anyway she'll let me fuck it
    I'll give her this Sweet Daddy D stuff it in her ass like Jeff Dunham hand puppets
    Nasty
    U pulling corrupt shit thats the type of story i aint buying
    Could give a fuck how defensive u get trust me you'll die quicker than Buddy Ryan
    Had to look this up, again, british - don't follow american football - but it works. decent.
    If ur implying that ur goons will take me out ill meet u in that dark alley
    Fuck respect before i address you as Cersei your block will look like the G.O.T seaon finale
    Nice wordplay, decent punch - cool.

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    Don't go saying you'll son me, homie that's some lame shit
    Dude thinks he can compare me to his son cuz we're both on a 1st name basis
    Ok
    While your at work late, staying extra hours re wording your punch
    I'm balls deep in ur girl, while ya keep sleep then I proceed to eating their lunch
    Eh..?
    You're getting played.. loyal to you but gets a mouthful once you leave sight
    Only time she's grinding Joe.... Is after we've had a long night
    Okayish
    Coward, saying you neglect ur fam cuz you work two full time jobs is weak
    Meanwhile he's signed up for an FL Tourney, LLL and the video battle league
    Statementish, but still a hard personal
    TayTay abused you, treated you like shit and u just up and left, queer
    As ya wife looked on w/ admiration cuz she's been trying to do that for years
    Pow, right in the kisser
    Your wife resents you, u got chased off then resorted to racism goon
    came back and Made N, ironic that's also the name she'll be using soon
    Best line of this battle. Seriously I thought this was fire. Dope as shit.
    Maybe she's sick of having a pussy for a husband lame nigga you're soft
    you're struggling to cuff ur chick, while she begs me not to take Em off
    Nice, ODing on the wife concepts a bit, but still a solid bar
    Turn off the computer dead beat and for once just try being a dad
    It's a shame that if ur kids want to see u they gotta go look at a video mag
    Statementish but hard, again.
    Killing you will do your son a favor, he'll be glad to see this faggot drop
    It won't be a prank when I grab the glock, go to joes cubicle and office pop
    decent
    Nah you deserve to suffer, I'll take my time too believe me Ive got the patience
    I'll start off by giving bosnia beat down that'll damage foreign relations
    Think the wordplay was forced here.

    Pretty good battle, why you fuckers went 20 i'll never know. Good luck getting decent votes! I think Joe, you had a few forced wordplays and some shit not connecting. You're closer was probably the only wordplay I actually liked from you, but it was pretty good so it makes up for the others a little. Overall an ok verse, nothing crazy.

    Up - decent verse. Very personal-heavy and IDGAF if Joe say's they're fake, they were good lines, especially "Made N" - that shit was fire. I actually felt sorry for Joe when I read that line. Overall you were more consistent, and had LOTB so

    MVGT - Upgrade

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade[open for votes]

    Joe had the Pixar line, buddy Ryan, and the trump bar. Upgrade had his opener, neglect, and video mag. Even in quotes but I felt Upgrade took it. He was personal. Wasn't feeling all his wife concepts because the shit became redundant. And joes wording some bars let him down. All in all, I'm goin for upgrade.

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade[open for votes]

    Never had a gun bout in ur life what u want this 9 or the uzi
    When i shoot UP it'll have ur body 3 dementional like a Disney Pixar movie
    Ur wifes into Karma Sutra so anyway she'll let me fuck it
    I'll give her this Sweet Daddy D stuff it in her ass like Jeff Dunham hand puppets
    U pulling corrupt shit thats the type of story i aint buying
    Could give a fuck how defensive u get trust me you'll die quicker than Buddy Ryan
    If ur implying that ur goons will take me out ill meet u in that dark alley
    Fuck respect before i address you as Cersei your block will look like the G.O.T seaon finale




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    Coward, saying you neglect ur fam cuz you work two full time jobs is weak
    Meanwhile he's signed up for an FL Tourney, LLL and the video battle league
    Your wife resents you, u got chased off then resorted to racism goon
    came back and Made N, ironic that's also the name she'll be using soon
    Maybe she's sick of having a pussy for a husband lame nigga you're soft
    you're struggling to cuff ur chick, while she begs me not to take Em off
    Turn off the computer dead beat and for once just try being a dad
    It's a shame that if ur kids want to see u they gotta go look at a video mag




    pretty tough one to call here tbh. both had some solid hits and then some forced bars. however I gotta give it to the one who had less misses and a more consistent verse. hats off to both for going 20 on us. just don't let that shit happen again lol



    v. joe

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Boston View Post
    20 @Upgrade

    U never had support growing up especially having a fried brain to suit ya
    Think about that 1st Grade u were dumb af in school and never had a bright future
    If ur implying that ur goons will take me out ill meet u in that dark alley
    Fuck respect before i address you as Cersei your block will look like the G.O.T seaon finale


    Quote Originally Posted by Upgrade View Post
    Coward, saying you neglect ur fam cuz you work two full time jobs is weak
    Meanwhile he's signed up for an FL Tourney, LLL and the video battle league
    Your wife resents you, u got chased off then resorted to racism goon
    came back and Made N, ironic that's also the name she'll be using soon
    Turn off the computer dead beat and for once just try being a dad
    It's a shame that if ur kids want to see u they gotta go look at a video mag

    Joe's tendency to use similes seemed abusive. They were unappealing and generic. He did his best with wp's. Upgrade had solid personals but suffered in having bars where the opener didn't relate to the closer. This really hurt his delivery. But, Upgrade was much better here and I enjoyed the material I quoted.

    MVGT - Upgrade

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade[open for votes]

    Jb

    Pixar, trump, 1st grade, buddy Ryan , n closer

    Those I thought were cool, u had a couple more wp's that missed to me I mean that sharapova worked but I didn't like how u blended it in.. If ud a took more time on this bet it coulda been a lot smoother but overall had some cool shit

    Upgraded

    Grinding Joe, fl lll video, admiration, maiden cuff ur chick, video mag, office pop

    Pretty solid overall couple I didn't like but maiden was slick couple a solid personals too...


    Iight I got upgrad here I thought he had better wording which led to more effective punches.. Harder personals.. Joe had a lot a cool shit too but thought the way he worded the reference hurt a lil.. Still a pretty cool battle lotta cool shit from both...


    Upgrade

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade[open for votes]

    Never had a gun bout in ur life what u want this 9 or the uzi
    When i shoot UP it'll have ur body 3 dementional like a Disney Pixar movie
    Wtf i have to prove see? ur gonna hurt my feelings practice what u fucking preach
    reputations so garbage ur open mouth smells like Trump at a Pennsylvania speech
    If ur implying that ur goons will take me out ill meet u in that dark alley
    Fuck respect before i address you as Cersei your block will look like the G.O.T seaon finale

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    Coward, saying you neglect ur fam cuz you work two full time jobs is weak
    Meanwhile he's signed up for an FL Tourney, LLL and the video battle league
    Your wife resents you, u got chased off then resorted to racism goon
    came back and Made N, ironic that's also the name she'll be using soon
    Turn off the computer dead beat and for once just try being a dad
    It's a shame that if ur kids want to see u they gotta go look at a video mag
    fuck lol


    close battle here, some obv played and forced concepts all around guess its because the line amount, didnt expect 20 lol. this one was pretty fun these were the most outstanding bars from both but i'm going with upgrade on this one i felt the humor factor was good on both but he was the dominant in this 1. the video mag personal was fire went a bit too flat but the concept was there and maiden hit like a truck. trump bar of joe also had potential i found it pretty funny but you can extract much more from the whole trump shit. i'm having Upgrade here by a landslide, hard decision though great work

    v/upgrade

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade

    Joe Boston
    That episode with Suge last week now u think Joe dont have his mind right
    throw dirt on my name cuz when ur body's 6ft in it im pissing initials at ur gravesite
    Im not one to take light dont take Joe for a fucking slouch
    get me to the point i wanna Pull Out
    after the bloodspatter ill dispose of ur foldup couch
    Never had a gun bout in ur life what u want this 9 or the uzi
    When i shoot UP it'll have ur body 3 dementional like a Disney Pixar movie (LOTB)
    Wtf i have to prove see? ur gonna hurt my feelings practice what u fucking preach
    reputations so garbage ur open mouth smells like Trump at a Pennsylvania speech
    Try your best to keep fitting in fag the ball's in ur court
    Looking right Instanbul shit u deserve to get blown up just like that fucking airport
    If ur implying that ur goons will take me out ill meet u in that dark alley
    Fuck respect before i address you as Cersei your block will look like the G.O.T seaon finale

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    Upgrade
    You're getting played.. loyal to you but gets a mouthful once you leave sight
    Only time she's grinding Joe.... Is after we've had a long night
    Coward, saying you neglect ur fam cuz you work two full time jobs is weak
    Meanwhile he's signed up for an FL Tourney, LLL and the video battle league
    TayTay abused you, treated you like shit and u just up and left, queer
    As ya wife looked on w/ admiration cuz she's been trying to do that for years
    Your wife resents you, u got chased off then resorted to racism goon
    came back and Made N, ironic that's also the name she'll be using soon
    Maybe she's sick of having a pussy for a husband lame nigga you're soft
    you're struggling to cuff ur chick, while she begs me not to take Em off
    Turn off the computer dead beat and for once just try being a dad
    It's a shame that if ur kids want to see u they gotta go look at a video mag
    Nah you deserve to suffer, I'll take my time too believe me Ive got the patience
    I'll start off by giving bosnia beat down that'll damage foreign relations

    Close one. Joe came out hard and had more creative concepts while Upgrade went for the jugular with the personals. I think Upgrade barely got away with this one.

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade[open for votes]

    @KnowP u can seal this up good battle @Upgrade

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    Re: LLL Week 9: Joe Boston vs Upgrade[open for votes]

    Upgrade wins

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