Week 1: KnoXville. (0-0) vs. Chrit. (0-0) - CHRIT WINS VIA NS

[Zunto]

LLL Season 24

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Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 16 (unless higher limit agreed upon)
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.


Check ins are mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ.

FAILURE TO VOTE ON OTHER BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON OTHER BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!


@KnoXville. @Stranger

[Zunto]

@KnoXville. @Stranger check into your fuckin battle

[KnoXville.]

Let’s go 10.

[Chrit.]

Check.

Went 16.

[Zunto]

@KnoXville. @Chrit. You two will now be facing each other


Due to the delay in everything, you both will have an automatic 24 hour extension to post a verse.

[Chrit.]

This Jackass dumb with no clout. I'm always fly n crush clowns
Speed through this Knoxville while he takes the Ryan Dunn route
My guns are big but you little, solid strong and you brittle
So I'ma snap this pencil neck n leave some lead in the middle
You think its a game? I bomb freaks, hit ya girl with the long reach
She steady playin Tetris, And me? I'm bringing the long piece
Make him choke, then bet he gone. Leave no evidence to be stressin, dog
When I coupe da Ville in a garage, itll be like he left the engine on
This guys a bum, fight or run, this tiny guy is done
If I gave this tardigrade, i'd rank his brain the size of one
Run up n this fatty is rattled. This chubby sped'll get battered,
Knox like 'I'm a Slim 400' n I'll make sure he's as dead as the rapper
Its the feature presentation, no sequel, my duty is offin' this faggot
Who blew dick more blatant than the movie with Dr Manhattan
I'm saying you're gay. Aint a charade, in the end you enjoy dudes
cause when it comes to hard Knox its in reaction to boys schools

[Zunto]

@KnoXville. Due tonight

[Zunto]

Chrit. Wins via NS, OPEN FOR FEED

[Fresh]

This Jackass dumb with no clout. I'm always fly n crush clowns
Speed through this Knoxville while he takes the Ryan Dunn route
i like this
My guns are big but you little, solid strong and you brittle
So I'ma snap this pencil neck n leave some lead in the middle
tough
You think its a game? I bomb freaks, hit ya girl with the long reach
She steady playin Tetris, And me? I'm bringing the long piece
i thought this was dope
Make him choke, then bet he gone. Leave no evidence to be stressin, dog
When I coupe da Ville in a garage, itll be like he left the engine on
wasnt a fan of this one
This guys a bum, fight or run, this tiny guy is done
If I gave this tardigrade, i'd rank his brain the size of one
lmao good punch
Run up n this fatty is rattled. This chubby sped'll get battered,
Knox like 'I'm a Slim 400' n I'll make sure he's as dead as the rapper
honestly dont know the rapper and im too lazy to look him up so i dont get it
Its the feature presentation, no sequel, my duty is offin' this faggot
Who blew dick more blatant than the movie with Dr Manhattan
not a fan of this
I'm saying you're gay. Aint a charade, in the end you enjoy dudes
cause when it comes to hard Knox its in reaction to boys schools
nahh

overall really good verse a few misses but a couple dope lines too. that tardigrade shit slaughtered me lmao

knoxville wasnt beating this verse

[Cody Nash]

lmaooo, slim 400 line killed me. tardigrade was dope. I did a ryan dunn punch not long ago in 1-2 punch but this was a cool spin on Knoxville with it haha.. hit hard. pencil neck and tetris lines felt old for some reason. also why the fuck we doing blue dick manhatten lines in 2021? hahahah, but nah...this was a solid ass return verse! Pure...solid...ass. Coulda been better. Better keep trying bro!! You'll get the hang of it again.

I'm for real just excited to see you posting again and in a text league bro!! Keep comin' back and wasting your time with us.

[Zunto]

This Jackass dumb with no clout. I'm always fly n crush clowns
Speed through this Knoxville while he takes the Ryan Dunn route
solid opener
My guns are big but you little, solid strong and you brittle
So I'ma snap this pencil neck n leave some lead in the middle
fire af
You think its a game? I bomb freaks, hit ya girl with the long reach
She steady playin Tetris, And me? I'm bringing the long piece
decent, had potential for more
Make him choke, then bet he gone. Leave no evidence to be stressin, dog
When I coupe da Ville in a garage, itll be like he left the engine on
fire
This guys a bum, fight or run, this tiny guy is done
If I gave this tardigrade, i'd rank his brain the size of one
setup could’ve been better but overall cool bar
Run up n this fatty is rattled. This chubby sped'll get battered,
Knox like 'I'm a Slim 400' n I'll make sure he's as dead as the rapper
wasn’t familiar, had to look it up. Ok
Its the feature presentation, no sequel, my duty is offin' this faggot
Who blew dick more blatant than the movie with Dr Manhattan
nah
I'm saying you're gay. Aint a charade, in the end you enjoy dudes
cause when it comes to hard Knox its in reaction to boys schools
decent at best


Had like 4 nice bars in here, couple misses, but overall a solid comeback verse. Looking forward to your battle next week.

[KnoXville.]

Fuck Sorry I missed it busy week totally forget to be keep it funky.

[Chrit.]

Fuck Sorry I missed it busy week totally forget to be keep it funky.

Its ok.

The result is the same had you shown up.

[Phalanx]

Tardigrade was dope. Slim 400 &Engine on were solid. The rest were kind of light jabs, but nothing to complain about. Overall, a pretty solid verse.

[Joe Boston]

The opener I’ve seen Knoxville jackass Ryan Dunn plays on him before so wasn’t a hit for me. Tetris bar was pretty dope and some humor factor there. Coup Da ville I’ve seen before but this was pretty hard. Tardigrade lmao nice wordplay there. Slim 400 line was ok. Hard Knox was also decent.

Good drop here some creativity and decent nameplay attempts.