grocery shopping stoned

[Freeney]

my roomate and i had to go to the grocery store today cuz weve been eating grilled cheese and hot dogs for three days now, but first we went on a cruise, a really long cruise, we got to the store an hour later and spent 70 dollars on snack cakes, hawaiin punch, ice cream, more cheese and hot dogs, and generic cereal and milk......................35 dollars a piece and nothing to show for it.............if you looked in our fridge and cupboard you would instantly know that we went to the store high........we were at pic n save for like 2hours damn near cuz we couldnt stop giggling at dumb shit..........

have you ever went to the store high?

[Plexus]

everyday

[K-JaBz]

Usually when I'm high and I go to cop some food, I buy shit I wouldn't normally eat.

If I order chinese I would usually get general tso's with french fries with the sauce on the fries.

One time I had some shrimp in this nasty ass creamy sauce. Thinkin' about it makes me wanna puke. But that shit was good as a mofo after a blunt.

meh

[I Am..]

Usually when I'm high and I go to cop some food, I buy shit I wouldn't normally eat.

If I order chinese I would usually get general tso's with french fries with the sauce on the fries.

One time I had some shrimp in this nasty ass creamy sauce. Thinkin' about it makes me wanna puke. But that shit was good as a mofo after a blunt.

meh

General Tso = Food of God.

[BootyLover]

I used to go to Denny's while high looking like a turd.

[Plexus]

hey dennys was good shit...my homeboy and i loved thats shit.

but tard looking

of course

[BootyLover]

hey dennys was good shit...my homeboy and i loved thats shit.

but tard looking

of course

No... Turd.


Our Denny's had the best line up of waiters and waitress ever...

One short skinny Asian man... Skinny version of Mr. Miyagi... He had a fumanchu... It was awesome. We used to yell out his name evertime we come in for no reason... He would get all embarrassed.

Really tall gay black dude... Named Prince... But we never officially discussed his sexuality. But we knew.

Straight up African woman... She has the biggest Ethiopian butt ever... She was fat. But we used to hit on her, but in a joking way and it made her feel like trash.

The list goes on, but time isn't available.

[Plexus]

No... Turd.


Our Denny's had the best line up of waiters and waitress ever...

One short skinny Asian man... Skinny version of Mr. Miyagi... He had a fumanchu... It was awesome. We used to yell out his name evertime we come in for no reason... He would get all embarrassed.

Really tall gay black dude... Named Prince... But we never officially discussed his sexuality. But we knew.

Straight up African woman... She has the biggest Ethiopian butt ever... She was fat. But we used to hit on her, but in a joking way and it made her feel like trash.

The list goes on, but time isn't available.

damn like miyagi on crack??...or miyagi before karate kid??

[FPS Cuba]

have you ever went to the store high?

I've never been sober.