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    For the single dudes

    How many different chicks you hitting a week, how many girlfriends you juggling at a time, on average how many times a week you smashing.

    Be honest now no exaggerating I'm curious as a dude who has been hitched for a minute how well you single bucks are doing.
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    Re: For the single dudes

    i broke up with my ex about 3 months ago, and i'm seeing 5 at the moment. all @ different levels on itimacy though. i've got a favourite though, so i tend to abuse the others. took out a redhead last night, but she gave it up too quick for me to want anything else off her. real good looking but with that willingness = no wifey. and on average since my break up i been getting it about 4-5 times a week. sometimes off the same chick or the most amount 3 different in a week. depends if the bitches is convenient.

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    Re: For the single dudes

    My name says it all.

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    Re: For the single dudes

    in all honesty i dont really give a fuck about pussy that much anymore...got too much important shit going on to worry about that...
    now and then ill want some, and ill get some...kinda like McDonalds food...

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    Re: For the single dudes

    Quote Originally Posted by Boobs View Post
    in all honesty i dont really give a fuck about pussy that much anymore...got too much important shit going on to worry about that...
    now and then ill want some, and ill get some...kinda like McDonalds food...
    a year from now..its

    "i dont really like pornos with chicks in them....

    two years from now..

    " i think i like men"

    Three years from now


    "Who wantzzz a make ova!!!"

    dont question it.

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    Re: For the single dudes

    ^^^lmao


    EDIT: you know, i shouldve seen that coming though...

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    Re: For the single dudes

    Ive been going thru a drought for the past two weeks.. Im lazy at the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boobs View Post
    ^^^lmao


    EDIT: you know, i shouldve seen that coming though...
    you should of..im surprised actually lol

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    Re: For the single dudes

    Ok, honestly? I broke up with my ex a year ago. Since then I've been happily drinking and playing video games and massabating. I like to massabate. It's fun. No pressure. And it always ends well. Unless I've done it eight times in one day, then those last few times are serious long hauls in working out.

    But in the last year I've been with one girl. She was a dirty little something something and was totally badass. But since I said I didn't want a girlfriend, she hitched herself up to some other dude. And since I was all totally loving and caring, and in her words, "a great fuck" she misses me and is partially regretting her decision.

    Now I've got this other girl biting at my heels wanting my hundred and fourty pound sexy man body. This ones different and will probably just wind up being a pump and dump.

    It's really hard to get laid when you have little to no money, no car, and spend your time being a total fuck up. But... somehow I managed something. Blah blah woof woof.

    Now, my question is... why so interested in other people's sex lives? Wanting a vicarious experience? Doing research for a school project? Total voyeur? What's the dealio?
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    Re: For the single dudes

    Quote Originally Posted by zombicidal View Post
    playing video games and massabating. I like to massabate.
    we should hang out...

    for both activities...

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    Re: For the single dudes

    two.

    one is married the other is dumb. it almost makes me want a real girlfriend buuuut im a busy man so that's not going to happen anytime soon.
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    Re: For the single dudes

    bitch...

    you said you loved me...

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    Re: For the single dudes

    I rather cater to one chick than a group of them that I don't need to do...


    Sucks being single sometimes and sometimes it's fun.

    Ups & Downs.

    Neruda we need to go hoe hunting.

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    Re: For the single dudes

    Me, mostly none a week, focused on other things. like Gaming and schooling. It's not like i don't chat people up. But it's not really my style to just fuck people.
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    Re: For the single dudes

    I was fucking with 1 chick mostly but she getting busy, so I have to expand the roster.

    usually it's about 2 or 3 and you get it as often as you can between work and well them working I'd say you get it about 4 5 times a week if you have 2 or 3. Fuck you should get it everyday if they work the same schedule as you and it's not period time.
    Why didn't y'all delete my ugly ass sig while I was gone?
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