INTRO
Whats good you scum bags... Back again with another season. allot of head signed up proving TEXT AINT DEAD. SO fuck the haters. Hopefully this boosts activity from vets and we get some new writers to jump on board. I've been promoting on facebook text sites so we'll see what happens. ANYWAYS Fuck you @Greedy for not signing in. As last seasons Champ you should jump right in..this is your gig biotch... psh..... Also if you havent already sign in to the LLL and get your real battle on. Also Fuck @Amen
GREEDY SEGMENT
This dude been around & beat the best. Hes won a few 1-2 seasons and champed in the LLL. hasnt been season finale champ though. and some have that issue in regards whether hes HOF or not. Most of us have voted YES to this guy and a few "NO's" from some top heads but his tourney wins and 1-2 season champs... His classic battles with Barcotic, Amen and many others prove he can hang with the best here. Hopefully this faggot signs back in to the league or this rant is a waste of time. but I think the ppl have Voted and @King give that man his HOF tag. Fuck you @Greedy
CLASSIC BATTLE
Amen Vs Greedy
VsOriginally Posted by Greedy
Greedy won 6-0Originally Posted by Amen
WEEK TWO PREDICTIONS
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Bahriman Vs Joe Boston
Bahriman is nice. wording issue here and there but hasnt lost much here. He does have two No Shows so theres a personal Joe. Joes battled 102309482309 times and still cant fix his wording but recently has been dropping some nice stuff. His week one Upset over @Barcotic better hype this man to drop fire... thats why I'm leaning towards Joe on this one
Joe 60/40
Ryno Vs Wuxia
This could be battle of the week.. Both are dope. Ryno only in this position right now because @Unfukwitable loves to NS. but Ryno is dope. Wu is back and hasnt lost a step. His wordplay and wit is nothing to sleep on. IDK could go either way but I got Ryno edging this right now
Ryno 60/40
King Vs Slecht
Another good match up here. Slecht loves the 1-2 shit. King is RB's Tyson right now. He does tend to get lazy and effects his verse but when hes focused no ones beating him. I got King taking this but dont sleep on Slecht. Hes sneaky
King 60/40
Hello vs Fatrick
Hello is starting to pick it up here. Even though hes been on a long hiatus hes got the machanics. Fatty has concepts. But stretches his shit. sometimes I feel he just does this for the culture but if he stepped up a bit more and worked on his wording he could be super dope. I got HT here winning this
Hello There 70/30
Grimm Vs Networth
Grimm had a dope battle with slecht last week. Net lost to Bahr but I thought his bar wasnt as bad as everyone claimed. Both had Andrew Luck lines but Grimms was much better tbh. I got grimm taking this
Grim 70/30
Jem Vs Pleth
SHOW THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS
Chem Vs Echelon
Echelon aka Sinicog is absolute trash. Cant stand his garbage. Chemist trying to chake rust but I got him taking this
Chemist 100/0
Smog Vs A disciple
Disciple is nuts. She got a nice ass but her brain is all over the map. Smog a Vet here. this is his station when hes focused. I got him winning. Plus Ive never seen Disciple battle
Smog 100/0
Exalted Vs Plot
This could be another BOTW contender. Ex is dope Plot is hit or miss but when he does show out its dope. I got ex taking this
70/30
TOP PUNCHES
Wuxia Vs Chemist
Slecht Vs GrimmOriginally Posted by Wuxia
Grimm Vs SlechtOriginally Posted by Slecht
King Vs Hello ThereOriginally Posted by Grimm
Bahriman Vs NetworthOriginally Posted by King
Originally Posted by Bahriman
OUTRO
Next weeks mag we'll have an Interview a small video mag and some other shit. Few dope sign ins this week to watch out for dont sleep. We'll have contender matches either next week or the fallowing see how everything pans out. Props to all yall who voted those who didnt im watching! and you will suffer if shit dont change. so lets get these battles finished by sunday if not before the pats game because you wont see this drunk ass hole... Fuck yall I'm goign to go write @slecht s Casket now.
PEACE