Week 12 Mag - Delayed Edition

[Phalanx]

Week 12 - Delayed Edition

Happy Wednesday, fuckers. Welcome to the final week of regular season. Play offs start next week. But first, lets take a look at our delightfully delayed week 11.



Week 11 Recap

Champ Match: Dominate (3-0) vs Plethora (4-2)
These guys delivered in this Champ Match. Both had fire bars and super consistent verses overall. The kind of battle that makes voting hard. In the end, Dominate retains the titl

Contender's Match: Cody Nash (7-2) vs Mac. (3-1)

I'm not going to lie, I was hoping for amore competitive match. Mac had an off week, and Cody followed up with a good but not great verse. But he did enough to win and advance to next week's champ match.

Mimic (5-3) vs Fresh (6-3)

Fresh picks up the DQ win here. Not what anyone wanted. I'm adjusting the deadline to try to alleviate this from recurring this week.

Plot (2-1) vs Justice Grimm (5-5)

Close match up. Thought both had good verses. In the end, Grimm got the majority consensus

EXalted (0-0) vs RicanTheoryz (2-3)

Rican no showed after preduciing his oppnent showing? Exslted had a strong verse though.

Kill Spree (4-4) vs Phalanx (8-0)

Shout outs to the homie Spree. Second time my boy got ya'll believing fake personals. My kids have always lived under my roof. Thought you had a dope verse though, congrats on the win.

Top 5 Punches of Week 11

10
You sign out like a bitch when losing, - last week was the lamest installment
I aint seen a Snowflake tank that bad since Ace Ventura was saving the dolphin

after our first battle he admitted an uncertain win so ima gut ur liver friend
everyone knows Cuh Lost To Me, now he'll need that surgery just to shit again

Boy ur weak, watch me take care of this spoiled dweeb
Crybaby loser, i'm Rican Sitter'in this match & why i evn joined the league

Can’t stomach how trash you are. So I’ll stab your neck w/a knife
Or you’ll see Beans Mash your face till you can’t eat solids the rest of your life

Gettin all wild-west, desperate to impress
fired up in a rage,
But put on a brave face you still wont light up the stage.

Week 11 Battle of the Week

10 line champ match is wack but idk if you’re showing… lmk and I can add more

Ext til March

*roll eyes emoji*

Heat’s modded w/ a longgg clip, you’ll be hearing that arm tonight
Blast you into next month with that extension & I don’t need until March to write
You want vengeance for our last battle? You still gon be hoping & waiting dawg
This isn’t settling the score.. it’s giving it three lines of coke and a jagerbomb
You sign out like a bitch when losing, - last week was the lamest installment
I aint seen a Snowflake tank that bad since Ace Ventura was saving the dolphin
That verse was fucking garbage. The result was a joke as well…
No hope in hell - I told em get a Clooney just made a robbery for Plot … Oceans 12
Forreal, pleth a bitch w/ some bars. I got the Eagle in hand ready to send a barrage
Palm-in the Dessert… make em disappear if he keep that approach - that shit’s a mirage

[QUOTE="Plethora"]

Look at me & see a star; no-one’s topped the league faster
Look at him & see a star; list of champions says Mimic*

look at Dom & see a what? shit bs asf. reach in the trunk & aim at his dome
now its Shooting Star.. the light flashing in front of ur eyes is God taking u home
after our first battle he admitted an uncertain win so ima gut ur liver friend
everyone knows Cuh Lost To Me, now he'll need that surgery just to shit again
ur girl blew my brains doing the standing 69 position she was going insane
her upside down performance put 50 cent Superbowl halftime show to shame
only impression ima make on u is fist to teeth, then you'll know it's real
that Dent'll Plan out the next year of ur life.. $99 a month & u got a whole new grill
won the first go-round but suck now, so same people'll vote dom to lose
once they see how bad u fell off, niggas Jumping Ship faster than the bitch on Carnival Cruise
[QUOTE]

Week 11 Power Rankings


[1st] Dominate: 4-0(=)

[2nd] Cody Nash: 8-2 (+1)
[3rd] Fresh: 7-3 (+4)
[4th] EXalted: 1-0 (+5)
[5th] plethora: 4-3(-3)
[6th] Justice Grimm: 6-5 (+2)
[7th] Kill Spree: 5-4(+4)
[8th] Mimic: 5-4(-3)
[9th] Mac.: 3-2 (-5)
[10th] Bahriman: 0-2(NR)
[11th] RicanTheoryz 2-4 (-1)
[12th] Echelon 0-4(NR)




Week 12 Odds


Week 12 - Champ Match: Dominate (4-0) vs Cody Nash (8-2)

Both of these guys are on a tear. Hoping for a classic to close the regular season.

Dominate 60/40

Week 12 - Fresh (7-3) vs Exalted (1-0)
Would be the contender match if it wasn't the final week. Fresh has been dope all season, and Exalt made a strong impression last week. Should be dope.
Fresh 55-45

Week 12 - Plethora (4-3) vs Justice Grimm (6-5)

Both have proven when they are on their a-game, the are a force. This could be a dark horse for BOTW.
Plethora 60-40

Week 12 - Kill Spree (5-4) vs Mimic (5-4)
Veteran clash. Both of these guys are dope as fuck wghen they post, so as long as they don't have deadline issues, this should be dope.

Mimic 55/45

Week 12 - Mac. (3-2) vs Bahriman (0-2)

Excited to see Bah return. Dont let the 0-2 record fool you. He's got bars. Mac is looking to rebound off a missed opportunity. Should be intetesting.

Bahriman 60/40

Week 12 - Ricantheoryz (2-4) vs Echelon (0-4)

Should be a catsweep for Rican.

RicanTheoryz 80/20






Outro[/B]

I'm pushing the deadline to Monday this week. I hope that helps. As far as playoffs? Unless there's last minute sign ins, we will do a 12 man bracket with the top 4 seeds getting byes. Will gladly accommodate any sign ins sowe can get a 14 ir 16 man bracket, though.

@Cody Nash @Mimic @Kill Spree @Justice Grimm @KnoXville. @ricantheoryz @Plot @plethora @Dominate @Zunto @Joe Boston @malediction
@EXalted @Mac. @Bahriman @Echelon @King Dee Bee @Bag Mandela @King @Blue Bayou @Diso @KnowP @Spoken

[Dominate]

Appreciate the work as always

[Fresh]

Dope shit. You're a good man. I don't care what kill spree said about you

[Spree]

Homie has melt downs over text battles, Expect a PM if ya casting a vote for me


Fake personal but it’s not my mag. Thanks for the effort

[Cody Nash]

Beautiful! Thanks Phal. And good luck @Dominate

let’s go 20 for the culture

[Dominate]

Can confirm I did not receive a PM after voting for Phalanx.

Is there a reason you thought that kids angle was legit though @Kill Spree ? 3 bars on a personal conjured from thin air can’t be real lol.

- - - Updated - - -
@Cody Nash sure man let’s do it.

[R!canTheoryz]

Very dope read.

[KnowP]

That reconsider bar was godly!!
Champ match will be dope
And so will plethora vs Grimm
Good read

[Cody Nash]

That reconsider bar was godly!!
Champ match will be dope
And so will plethora vs Grimm
Good read

Ayeeeee!! You made it back.

[KnowP]

Ayeeeee!! You made it back.

What you fam? My crew hit be up. Felt the energy of the pen! lol

Crazy I remember having to audition to get in LLL. Culture shift. Damn snap chat.

[Spree]

When I first joined you had to win 2-3 battles to get in the LLL. Those were they days

[Dominate]

Can confirm I did not receive a PM after voting for Phalanx.

Is there a reason you thought that kids angle was legit though @Kill Spree ? 3 bars on a personal conjured from thin air can’t be real lol.

Since @Kill Spree has declined to defend himself from these allegations we will now move on to sentencing. My decision is as follows.

@Phalanx you get to make up one (1) personal on Spree, and the rest of us will just go along with it. Please inform us of your decision.

[Mac]

LLL Jr.

[Justice Grimm]

LLL Jr.

Lol on the topic from @KnowP earlier I remember I still had to go into the EBL jr on RIA since I didn’t have 10 wins yet on RB… I think I champed that shit but have fond memories still

[KnowP]

Lol on the topic from @KnowP earlier I remember I still had to go into the EBL jr on RIA since I didn’t have 10 wins yet on RB… I think I champed that shit but have fond memories still

lol word. I battle a few times on there and cats recognized who I was by my style. PMing me like “u know knowp from RB? Y’all got got similar styles “ lol