If It Was Legal…
If it was legal I’d join the purge
With an appetite for destruction like you never heard
Then again I doubt that
My stomach is weak so I’d prolly fall back
If it was legal I would cut off his dick and tie it to his nose
Pose him naked like an elephant for that stole my free will pose
If it was legal I’d tie her to the bench
Then spit chewed gum balls in her hair cause she just a wench
They cut off at least an inch
So I said fuck it, if anyone gonna cut my hair it’s gonna be me
Took 7 inches off just like Brittany
That one? Oh I’d stick a tech 9 up her cunt
And blast off cause mine wasn’t her only stunt
Then I’d roll her in a carpet w a note that says this is what happens when you rape a GOAT
“Red rover red rover”… if they didn’t drop me across town when I posted that Range Rover
If it was legal I’d go kamikaze… pack them all in my car and drive into a brick wall
I wouldn’t know how fast to go but fast enough to survive but still kill them all
Hop out and set it on fire and walk away like Stella in waiting to exhale
Then I’d take a pic and write a note like stan and send it to XL
That one bitch? I’d nail gun her to a church steeple
Pose her like Jesus then show all the people
That’s what living evil gets and maybe then we can all say its equal
“These are all of my favorite things”…
If it was legal….
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