RW Wk1 - Virbius vs Unfukwitable

[Bag Mandela]

Ransom Writers Week 1 - Regular 6 Line Battle

6 lines each (doesn’t have to be set up-punch x3, you have creative freedom)

Bars due Tuesday 15th Oct
Public voting closes Wednesday 16th Oct

-Posting explanations / references below your bars is strongly recommended.
-State your accent in this first round then we’re good for the rest of the tourney.


2 impartial judges + public vote will decide the winner
MV’s vote = 1 vote
Bag's vote = 1 vote
Overall public vote = 1 vote
(Rebuttals, late drops & no shows are an instant loss)

@Virbius @Unfukwitable

[Virbius]

Check

[Unfukwitable]

Check

[Virbius]

I wanted a break from all the beef and politics and tryna be provocative so I came in thinking I might try to keep it positive coz you’re nice with the rhymes and your themes evocative, and
…Nah fuck that! since it’s starting with Un I must mean the opposite. Let’s go!
I’ll shiv this bitch in the ribs til his lungs tear and it’s unfair I’ll take Unf air and his firstborn too, I ain’t done there,
I’ll cook his flesh like a French chef taking some care, come share, we were bros so I’m gonna serve Unf rare (un frere).
Or it’s something similar just as sinister, I’ll punch this cunt til the lumps disfigure ya,
Gushing blood and viscera, then when his folks can’t identify his corpse, fuck, that’s Unf familia.


Explanations:
Starting with Un- first opp of the tournament. If you’ve got un at the start of a word then it means the opposite.
Said it’s unfair I’ll take Unf air and his firstborn too, so that’s Unf heir.
Serve Unf rare- unique beating, or serve his flesh rare, or ‘un frere’ meaning ‘a brother’ in French.
Unf familia- his folks, or unfamiliar (because he’s body’s mutilated beyond recognition).

Accent: Southwest England

[Unfukwitable]

This lying puss ain’t a beast, this bitch boutta be dying shook,
They thought Virb’ll alarm us til he sees a Half moon now he’s dying a crying wolf,
Ima break ya face and choke u til u fade away, beat u til u’re pale and make a tape,
The Video titled: “Fuk whippin this bitch til he’s 50 shades of grey”!,
I got meatgrinders to press u thru, Ima shoot you Then server you,
Once we see V, 8 Splash in his body ! Then we taking the corpse & blending the vegetable!





(EXPO)
Verbal Alarm(Crying Wolf = Half Moons)
If you seen 50 shades of grey u should get it
V8 splash is a juice and ima blend his body while he’s still a vegetable