RW WK2: HEK TEAFY vs Zqlkular (Open for Votes)

[Bag Mandela]

Wk2: Gay Bars Battle

Bars due Thursday 24th

Public voting closes Saturday 26th

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Overall public vote = 1 vote

MV’s vote = 1 vote

Bags vote = 1 vote

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This themed round requires that you disrespect your opponent from a homosexual point of view. As a basic example:



You cheated with my boyfriend, he said your cock is puny, half of mine,

When he jerked you off he had to use the illuminati sign




Some of you may feel uncomfortable, some of you may relish the challenge & some of you have been on a spree of writing like mighty morphin faggot rangers for years so this should come naturally to you.

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Posting explanations / references below your bars is strongly recommended.

Rebuttals, late drops & no shows are an instant loss.

(1 x 24hr extension per person for the whole event)

@HEK TEAFY @Zqlkular

[HEK TEAFY]

LOL CHECK

[Zqlkular]

In the spirit of competition, my name is pronounced zuh-CLICK-you-LAR.

[HEK TEAFY]

yo

ya BRAINS PAR DOG! I'll 'knock ya teeth out' so there's no PAIN, HA WHAT??..
you cop a TRAIN OF ASS SHOTS, coz 'firefighter annual calendars' only thing he CAME HARD ON!!..
Ya ARSENAL OF STICKS A FAGOT!, I'll send you a PARCEL OF DICKS AND JACKETS/JACK IT!!
you join in on a CAR POOL OF CHICS YOU FAGGOT! coz Ya drugs like a 'butt plug' how ya PARTIAL TO PACK IT!!
and your the FLAMBOYANT ONE! so 'bend over bitch' and let a MAN ENJOY HIS BUM!!..
I got the CAM IT'S JOY AND FUN no PRAM JUST ENJOY MY CUM!!..



UGGGGHHHHH THAT WAS DISGUSTING



G/L

[Zqlkular]

Homosex HEK TEAFY trickin’ gay dicks when dudes say “PLEASE ME!”
Let’s go of pretty pussy ‘cause all cunt queefs make ya queasy
When yo’ lucky it’s cum karma – lickin’ prick yo’ fun’s dharma
When yo’ not drum-harvesting ass like a sickly bum farmer
Yo’ fellatio ratio be a mathematical marvel
One to get some – it’s all semen paths you gargle

Explicanda:

queef: expulsion of air from the vagina

karma: fate

dharma: right way of living or path of rightness

one to get some: in reference to the “fellatio ratio”. Ratios can be in forms such as one to one.

G/L and battle on …

[Jack Hallows]

Lmao. i can’t.

but i will anyway…

Vote - Hek Teafy

the opener was funny. second bar was ok, fagot/sticks wordplay been around but the multis were sound. closer was… very very to the point of the theme & i’ll leave it at that lmao.

Zqlkular has some very imaginative wordplay. the opener was ok, second bar was very well crafted & funny. closer was actually pretty dope.

if this were a regular battle, i think qlik would’ve edged due to the connectivity of the 2nd & 3rd bars, but my drawback is that his verse seemed like a regular “you’re gay” battle verse as opposed to what the theme entailed in that the writer makes reference to their own fruitishishness at well. i think that is the separation between the two. Hek dove ass first into the assignment & came out on top. all diddy.

horribly shit from both. i never want to read these bars again lmao. get me outta here.

[HEK TEAFY]

Lmao. i can’t.

but i will anyway…

Vote - Hek Teafy

the opener was funny. second bar was ok, fagot/sticks wordplay been around but the multis were sound. closer was… very very to the point of the theme & i’ll leave it at that lmao.

Zqlkular has some very imaginative wordplay. the opener was ok, second bar was very well crafted & funny. closer was actually pretty dope.

if this were a regular battle, i think qlik would’ve edged due to the connectivity of the 2nd & 3rd bars, but my drawback is that his verse seemed like a regular “you’re gay” battle verse as opposed to what the theme entailed in that the writer makes reference to their own fruitishishness at well. i think that is the separation between the two. Hek dove ass first into the assignment & came out on top. all diddy.

horribly shit from both. i never want to read these bars again lmao. get me outta here.

lol

[MV]

HEK TEAFY

ya BRAINS PAR DOG! I'll 'knock ya teeth out' so there's no PAIN, HA WHAT??..
you cop a TRAIN OF ASS SHOTS, coz 'firefighter annual calendars' only thing he CAME HARD ON!!..
this was admittedly gay.
Ya ARSENAL OF STICKS A FAGOT!, I'll send you a PARCEL OF DICKS AND JACKETS/JACK IT!!
you join in on a CAR POOL OF CHICS YOU FAGGOT! coz Ya drugs like a 'butt plug' how ya PARTIAL TO PACK IT!!
a+ gayism here. very nice
and your the FLAMBOYANT ONE! so 'bend over bitch' and let a MAN ENJOY HIS BUM!!..
I got the CAM IT'S JOY AND FUN no PRAM JUST ENJOY MY CUM!!..
this finisher was a bit flat. descriptive but flat

vs

Zqlkular


Homosex HEK TEAFY trickin’ gay dicks when dudes say “PLEASE ME!”
Let’s go of pretty pussy ‘cause all cunt queefs make ya queasy
this was kind of a tongue twister, but too statementish. i didnt see a direction for this bar.
When yo’ lucky it’s cum karma – lickin’ prick yo’ fun’s dharma
When yo’ not drum-harvesting ass like a sickly bum farmer
this bar was also gay without a purpose.
Yo’ fellatio ratio be a mathematical marvel
One to get some – it’s all semen paths you gargle
i didnt get this bar



v/Hek TEAFY

he easily had the more polished verse for the topic. Zq had some interesting concepts but they didnt seem focused into a punch or any type of payoff .

[TheShaman]

I'll give it to Zq. Hek's style was not very enjoyable to me. The flow's all over the place. The line "Yo’ fellatio ratio be a mathematical marvel" alone takes it for me. Vote: Zq.

[Virbius]

I like Zjf)nfqgl’s style, always cool to see a unique approach like that on here. Content-wise I’ve got to give it to HEK though, the wordplay was denser and more cohesive, plus he better fulfilled the brief.

Vote: HEK

[Bag Mandela]

HEK - opening bar was joke, set up was funny as shit, tbh your set ups combined with slightly chaotic writing style throughout made it all pretty comedic, no super hard punches but I rated it still.

Zqlkular - good sportsmanship prior to dropping, I respect that. Verse wasn't bad but I think the gay bars angle got confused along the way so I got HT taking this.

Vote HEK TEAFY