Rent-a-noot? It's Rent-a-nut and rhymes with Pentagon, you simpleton.
Mandela's a ball boy, but not because the kid'll run at Wimbledon.
He's still on Easter time, cuz of Ascension Day. So you're behind in this race.
You're still blowing Egg. That's why both you and him have a smile on your face.
Yeah rent-a-nut, its not cooook like soup its cook like luck,
I wouldn't try to teach you danish, trust I'd suck,
I can teach them bout hot dogs in chocolate, for Danes that's must-try stuff,
Damn, chocolate glizzys, letting Jack smash, I should've said it's cook like cuck
Jeg knepper din mor, som vikingerne gjorde (hun er gammel som de islandske fjorde).
Mandela kom til verden med ar på krop og sjæl, for hun er tørrere end tundraens flora.
Det er kun torne, der gror der. Det Svenske Blodbad var den sidste af hendes menstruationer.
Så du må hellere flygte, sæk.* Før jeg tager dit liv som den tid du bruger på internetfora.
* I tried to go meta on google translate, but it sucks. "Flygte" means to flee, and "sæk" means sack or bag, and is a derogatory word for women like bitch. So yeah, flea bag.
Also, blodbad is blood bath, not massacre.
You can't win this cypher in danish you Nordic Jew,
You on vallies thinkin that's what you can a fjord to do,
Shoulda know that's something this lame'd try,
If you get by in Danish it's cuz you sving begge veje
Struggle’s with sleep? But Living with Hernias & Nausea,
The weight of leave’n bags under eyes like bitches with insomnia.
He’s a choking victim. Your special cuz you think your holding wisdom,
The thrill of You being a ransom writer is just as slow as its voting system.
Youll spit fire once a lighters applied, cuz your just a fighter to die,
It’s sad you gave up your personal money just to keep a cypher alive.
Verseman Got banned for voting for himself. what a Whack Faggot.
Jack Swallows is whiter than Justin Timberlake dropping nigga bombs. [Smh]
Nordic Jew? Damn Bag, even Kanye apologized for his antisemitism.
Read your history. The Nazi's only had a short run, like Stalin's Leninism.
And what's Knoxville doing here? Getting kicked in the groin without cojones?
I already fried this Puerto Rican. So now I'm frying him twice like tostones.
Knox’ is a gay man with rash claims bag drops cash to keep this going, somewhere we can thrive
But shaman believe me when I say no money in the world can keep your hairline alive
There I’m surprised u rep that avi it’s pretty shit as it goes
I’m not sure what’s receding the most, ur hair or the tip of your nose
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I don't even look like that, dawg. I'm really a black man rocking jerry curls.
That hairline bar was weeks ago. I must really be annoying you, like Valley girls.
Cuz you don't like similies.. Like, seriously? Like, dear, we saw you in the headlights.
Failed influencer: You don't care about the content, that's why you'll never get likes.
Honestly ur gimmicky no wonder everyone attacks u dude
It wasnt a similie when I said I never wanna rap like you
That’s a fact right too, let me break down the literary devices u were never taught
N how to connect em all, maybe I’m not the best teacher on second thoughts;
Coz when ur wife introduced herself to me was the only time I metaphor / met a four
I don't even care what these Reader's Digest when it's with defect metabolism.
You went to The Metropolitan Museum of Art and died inside. That's a Met-aphorism.
Cuz you're obviously into masochism. When your "mistress" spits on you, you're adding jizzm.
She lacerates you with the cat 'o nine tales and the safety word is "pacifism".
Fk that kid, Shit.. I Had to Hit him!.....Charge me!
Assault on a Minor? hell, Thats Kinda where my Barz be
Sha is not 'the Man'.. he's a Tiny Bitch.. Barbie..
Only time He ride with the Strap, is in his Car seat!
...M³...
>³<M.urderous M.ic M.ercinaries >³<
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THE HONEST BATTLE VOTE KING
Shit.. This old faggot wants my kids on his tongue. He's Dalai Lama.
That's why I don't ride with Iron. I'm not his knight in shining armor.
He wants me shotgun cuz he knows I've got a driver like Arnold Palmer.*
Fuck a meat cleaver. I'll sweep this pedo off his feet with a street sweeper.
*Golf bars. A driver is the #1 wood. Also Trump reference, lol.
ur girls a trick steady jerkin, she wont fuck 4 free so now hes hurtin
but the word is he Pacer, to pretend she choking like Haliburton
The shaman? ur a wack faggot, leave dude twitchin like crack habit
and i wont care witch doctor you go to, & pray u die from black magic
Im back at it, fresh off vacation , I've been plottin stayed so patient
& youre trying to flex but bars stretch longer than an ion metatron location
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A driver is the golf club specifically designed to hit the ball the furthest, it is designed to be hit off a tee.Originally Posted by TheShaman
If you ever disrespect golf clubs again I shall write an open mic that will have you wearing reasonably priced women's clothing for the remainder of your time alive.
What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
What's not high- my win record or me.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
Ayo, I'm surrounded by pussies like I'm at the Georgia O'Keefe Museum in Santa Fe.
The closest thing this guy comes to being an artist is pretending he's an architect: Art Vandalay.
And we all know Egg putts from the rough, plus he doesn't duck when jerks are yelling "fore!"
Cuz he loves balls in his face. And he's so autistic, forget words: You'll get further if you draw.*
*The perfect stroke in golf is actually not straight (none of these puns intended), but with a slight curve to the left (or, if you're left handed, to the right), also called a draw. Egg does not know that, ofc, although everyone does start playing golf with quite a handicap.
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