you...me in bed, is kind of like a jackhammer with a hamhock stuck on the end of it.....just picture the road as the pussy....and once the hamhock breaks through the pavement, it ruptures a water pipe of mayonaisse...unless of course its the asshole im hammering...then its more like a sewage pipe of mayonaisse....
...use a condom though.. right? i mean you getting yourswef into some nasty shit there, man.