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Thread: how would you describe yourself in bed?

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    Cunnilingus Oxymoron's Avatar
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    Re: how would you describe yourself in bed?

    me in bed, is kind of like a jackhammer with a hamhock stuck on the end of it.....just picture the road as the pussy....and once the hamhock breaks through the pavement, it ruptures a water pipe of mayonaisse...unless of course its the asshole im hammering...then its more like a sewage pipe of mayonaisse....
    you...


    ...use a condom though.. right? i mean you getting yourswef into some nasty shit there, man.
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    Re: how would you describe yourself in bed?

    Quote Originally Posted by it's Moist View Post
    you...


    ...use a condom though.. right? i mean you getting yourswef into some nasty shit there, man.
    depends on who im fucking and how well i know them....

    out of all the times ive fucked in my life, ive used a condom maybe 25%-30% of the time....


    very stupid of me...i couldve been an AIDS patient by now.....but ive been lucky i guess....


    i fuckin hate condoms....why cant bitches just have an on and off button for ovaries and STDs....

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    Re: how would you describe yourself in bed?

    well id say im like a fat kid after being
    denied lunch....once i get down thete i treat
    it like a fine steak at first....open it up savor the
    juices. after the awe of it wears off i go in like
    a lion on a carcus...once im done eating pussy like
    a savage...i would say im like a rabbit on meth with it


    ohh and likes switching it up alot...that kama sutra book
    was the greatest gift ever given to me lol...all i knoe is
    i love eating pussy aint nothing like a chick grabing yo head
    abd pulling your hair.

    even tho its hard to breath sometimes lol

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    Site's 3rd Worst Battler All Seeing Eye's Avatar
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    Re: how would you describe yourself in bed?

    Guy who posted last definitely had his anus pounded because it was preferable to perpetual loneliness to him.
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    Re: how would you describe yourself in bed?

    I'll give myself a 10
    I enjoy all positions

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