For the single dudes

[Neruda II]

lmao@ricardo. funny you should ask that because no, people usually think im from the middle east.

but im more salvadorean than a fucking block of spanish cheese wrapped in aluminum foil

[Swag]

Lmfao. Lol son, tell me why when i grow the beard, i get mistaken for middle eastern too. salvis on deck like a fuckin home improvement business.

[FPS Cuba]

i live with my girlfriend. so i get it every day. and i mean every day.

that's where it's at. fuck that finding hoes shit. i'm too old for that. i gotta handle my grown folk shit. i need a chick i can just snatch up whenever and bust a nut. not some bitch i gotta actually talk to and shit. the fuck... you young ones got life all fucked up.

[Phan Man]

a year from now..its

"i dont really like pornos with chicks in them....

Two years from now..

" i think i like men"

three years from now


"who wantzzz a make ova!!!"

dont question it.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Str8 JackIt]

1 for tright now....i ai'm at one target, get it , and go to the next, so sicne i' ve been back on land ffor two weeks i've hit one chick one.....and hopefully will again sunday or monday...hell saturday even lol......i'm a one at a timer...

i leave my duty station soon and deployment coming back up in like 12 days so u gotta go for the sure fire team members who down the get they hole opened

[Phan Man]

on average, i'll bust 4 nuts in a week.

usually 2 for the week..sometimes 3 but not as frequent.

but if her pipe game right, i'll prolly come back for seconds.

really tho, i dont go huntin for em like i used to. it's sorta like i've built a good enough base of women of all varieties.

so no need to go on the prowl. some dudes get a lil too dedicated on just hittin and lovin the hoes. the ol' distracted by titty ass niggas.

"hoes'll get u sidetracked then clapped from close feet" - Hov

[Galactus The Devourer]

I asked cause I recently got into an argument where I said something along the lines of if I was single I would have 10 girls lined up in two weeks .

Something like that. Just seeing how some of the single dudes around here are doing is all, sounds like some of you would rather play video games and sit in your own filth surrounded by cum encrusted pleasure napkins than get it in. I think if I were single again I would have 2 or 3 steady girlfriends from separate towns with separate schedules and go that route Chick that enjoyed different activities

[Ryan]

Been single for a little over 6 months .. haven't gotten laid once. Lol. But then again I haven't been trying either. Been trying to get my life in order. That's more important to me at the moment.

[Galactus The Devourer]

Ouch I would think getting laid would help put your life in order

[Trey Poemz]

I get it in probably 3-4 times a week on average. Depending on my/their work and schedule goes. I work part time so I'm pretty much always DTF. Pussy comes before work with me. I'm always on duty. At the moment I'm running game on 4 different chicks, two from my old work. Ones older but I'm sure has some type of learning difficulty, can't spell for shit and can't do nothing with my dick. Also very clingy. Just something for me to pound on when the better options aren't available. Because shes weird the other chick I'm smashing doesn't talk to her at work, so I ain't gonna get found out. She's a upper class drama student redhead. Banging body. The third is in a relationship on the rocks, and I've been acting as the shoulder to cry on which leads to sex guy. Fourth is a really pretty accountant who's a little thick, wack on top - but fuck it variety is the spice of life.

[Sir Skiddz SoPhrenic]

I just got out my relationship like 2 months ago. I work at a baseball stadium so I'm always flirtin with hot fans and shit but then being I have so many co workers I'm currently messin with 3 or 4.. got 1 in the bag, she gotta kid at 18 but she know the deal I'm not there for a relationship and all that. Having a girlfriend is cool and it sucks at the same time, the constant pussy is the shit but then the constant disagreements and arguments kill it too but you gotta take it as a whole package. When I find shorty on the same wave length I'll go for it but until then its that swinger lifestyle gettin it in when I can.

[Nika Subin]

we should hang out...

for both activities...

I might be down for a threesome.

But I only like guys when they're girls.

[Memphis Pro]

I like to massabate. It's fun. No pressure. And it always ends well. Unless I've done it eight times in one day, then those last few times are serious long hauls in working out.

Lmao

[Rufio]

0 and 0. Ended something serious two weeks ago. I'm focused on working out now. I'm obsessed with the bitch.


I see her 4 times a week in the gym, 2 times climbing this:




I'm going to get back to me before I get to doing anything with a woman.

[Ryan]

Ouch I would think getting laid would help put your life in order

Have you never dealt with a woman? All they do is complicate shit.